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25+ NSFW Risky Pick Up Lines

25+ NSFW Risky Pick Up Lines

It's no secret that pickup lines need to be funny in order to work their magic. Otherwise, they'll just come off as creepy and desperate. Here are some NSFW pickup lines that might just work or get you blocked straight away.

While it might be fun to think about the NSFW pickup lines that could actually work, the reality is that most of them are just plain weird. This is why it's important to find ones that will make the other person laugh, smile, or blush.


  1. are you a fan? Because I want you to blow on me.

  2. Are you a birthday cake? Because I want to blow on you.

  3. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

  4. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

  5. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

  6. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle my c**k.

  8. Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

  9. I’m all about signs in life. I Just checked my phone battery and it’s at 69% so how about it?

  10. Can you change your name to awesome for me? Because I want to tell everyone I’m f***ing awesome.

  11. are you a cigarette? Because I want to suck on you until you’re finished.

  12. what’s the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it. 

  13. You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.

  14. Can we play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

  15. Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to get a mouthful of wood.

  16. What’s the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it.

  17. Are you a diet? Because I’d like to have you on my eating plan.

  18. If you were a wood chuck and could chuck wood, how much wood would you chuck me?

  19. What is the difference between me and a wood chuck? I can give you more wood.

  20. When I was younger all I wanted was an A, now all I want is an F.

  21. Did you know, if we shower together we can save on average 64.2 litres? Want to save some water later?

  22. Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have s*x in my car.

  23. What’s the difference between me and the navy? I have more ‘seaman’ waiting to get inside of you.

  24. What’s the difference between earmuffs and your thighs? Your thighs will block out more noise later.

  25. Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.

  26. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

  27. Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into Japants.

  28. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

  29. I hope you’re a plumber, ‘cause you got my pipe leaking.

  30. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

  31. Did you know I’m a mind reader? And yes I will sleep with you later.

  32. are you petrol? Cause I want to pump you in the back of my car.

  33. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

  34. let’s play titanic, you can lay on my wood and I’ll be the one to go down.

  35. do you like surfing? Because you can get caught in my rip.

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